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'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'
'Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination!'
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."
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'Yes, that's him. That's the author of the book that grabbed me and wouldn't let go!'
'Will you please answer the question, and this time, without the smoke and mirrors?'
Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.
'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'
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"I love my testimony. You've really captured my voice."
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'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'
"Are you now, or have you ever been."
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'Have you considered making your will?'
Reply Hazy, Try Again.
"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."
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'Surely you don't expect the jury to believe that fairy tale, madam.'
"I believe this is nothing but a witch-hunt, Congressman."
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"If I'd snitched, Senator, I would have lost my street cred."
"And, in exchange for his testimony, your client gets to pick something nice out of our catalogue."
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"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."
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"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
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"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."
'I, Jackson Kluck, being of unsound mind, spent it all on therapy.'
'Doctor, in your expert medical opinion, is this lump in my armpit anything to be concerned about?'
''Lying' is such a harsh word, your honor. We prefer to call it 'testimony without borders.''
It's hard to defend plagiarism.