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'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'
Ethics exam cheater.
To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
'Whoa, deja vu.'
"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."
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"Before we get started, your principal wants to say a few words about the important of doing well today."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, standarized testing, standardised testings, test, tests, testing, exam, exams, examination, examinations, state intelligence test, state intelligence tests, state intelligence testing, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, public education, public education system, public education systems, state education, state education system, state education systems, national education, national education system, national education systems, public school, public schools, cheering, pep rally, pep rallies, motivation, motivational speech, motivational speeches, test score, test scores, score, scores, politics, government, governments
How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
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"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.
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'...You've got no game.'
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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."
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'Does this outfit make me look fat?'
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'I'm concerned about the high levels of blood we found in your blood test.'
"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."
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'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'