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'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'
'Okay, here's the plan...'
'I'm just checking this deoderant wasn't tested on anyone I know...'
'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'
'The GPS eliminates all the guesswork.'
"After they've foudn a cure, will you continue in the field of medical research?"
'Happy New Ear!'
"At first it's, we'll try this and we'll try that. But when there's a medical break-through, guess who takes all the credit."
'Your honor - I own the patent to the entire guinea pig.' 'And I own the patent to the guinea pig's genes.'
'If we didn't do so well in this easy box, they wouldn't have given us this complicated box.'
'You mean you're going to do a test on a guinea pig now?'
'Ed's in medical research.'
'So it would seem that only the female mouse has the ability to ask for directions!'
Lab Rat Rehab...
'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'
Lab Rat Rehab.
'See here, you've no right to treat these people as human guinea pigs!'
'I wouldn't be caught dead in this shade!'
Animals doing research get kicked out of the library.
'Weird: There's been a guy with a clipboard observing you non-stop ever since they gave you that injection...'
'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'
'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'
'They took my pellets, man, I been hittin' that lever all day, they took my Pellets!'
Pied Piper leading mice out of a maze.