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"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, mate, mates, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, antler, antlers, spring, springtime, mating season, biology, science, hard to live with, testosterone, shedding
"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."
Tags:judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, focusing, dui, driving, driver, driving under the influence, under the influence, men, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, testosterone
"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sports car, sports cars, convertible, convertibles, youth, young, age, aging, ageing, growing older, getting older, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, serious, testosterone, man, men, boy, boys, manly, macho, hormone, hormones, muscle car, muscle cars
"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."
Tags:men, immature, court room, trial, lawyers, crime, male brain, male brains, brain development, development, mature, matures, maturity, develop, develops, idiot, idiots, idiotic, moron, morons, moronic, insanity plea, insanity pleas, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defence attorney, defence attorneys, pass judgement, passing judgement, pass judgment, passes judgment, passing judgment, man, testosterone, hormone, hormones, hormonal, mankoff
"Lucky girl -she gone one before he was hardwired."
Tags:programming, hardwired, sexism, sexist, sexists, cavemen, caveman, testosterone, courting, courtship, courtships, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, love life, caveman attitude, male stereotype, male stereotypes, nature versus nurture, nurture versus nature, nature vs nurture, nurture vs nature, gender politics, macho male, macho men, macho males, macho man, peer pressure, social expectations, domestic violence, culture, domestic abuse
'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'
'Low T? How's the rest of my alphabet?'
"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, rock, rocks, stone, stones, difference, differences, war, wars, warring, battle, battles, battling, perspective, sense of perspective, settle differences, settling differences, argument, arguments, mature, maturity, immature, immaturity, fight, fights, fighting, testosterone, advanced civilization, advanced civilizations
'No, that's not a lighting program. My girlfriend has 5 o'clock shadow.'
"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, competition, competitive, competitiveness, testosterone, testosterone shot, testosterone shots, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, hormone, hormones, steroid, steroids, steroid hormone, steroid hormones, drug, drugs, taking drugs, testosterone therapy
'Sorry I fired you, Maggie. I got my husband's testosterone patches mixed up with my estrogen patches.'
Nobody messed with the milkman.
'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'
Macho talk from down in accounting.
'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'
"...My son has overdosed on prescription pills...Knowitol."
Tags:drugs, drug, drug overdose, drug overdoses, overdosing, overdose, teenagers, teen, teens, teenager, mothers, mothers, medicines, medical emergency, medical emergencies, medicine, emergency, stubbornness, testosterone, parenting, reynolds unwrapped, know it all, know-it-all, know it alls, know-it-alls
'I'm tired of war mongering...but I feel like mongering something.'
'It's the only way they can control his testosterone!'
The real reason why men shoot animals.
'Don't worry he's all bark, no byte.'
"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."
'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
'Well of course I'm not tired of living. What a frightfully silly thing to say!'