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"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."
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While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,
"it was an impulse purchase."
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In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.
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Oil Derrick Crop
Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
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"But that was a long time ago. The law west of the Pecos now is $225.00 an hour."
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Don't mess with Connecticut
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"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."
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Ted Cruz, US Senator, Texas (R)
The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.
Texas Dashboard Organizer
"I'm going to be late for that meeting – I've got to suck out some venom."
Headless Horseman - Perry.
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"Oh, stop your frettin'"
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"I'm from Texas, but my hat was made in China."
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
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'So we content, yer Honor, that this so-called law against armed robbery is just another 'government effort to micromanage the behavior of adults'...'
'My goodness - looks as though every Republican in Texas except you and me is angling for some statewide office.'
Entering Texas - Today's Chances of a Conspiracy Theory are: High!
"He's from Texas."
Greeting Cards: Executions
Operation Jade Helm