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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."
Tags:guns, household, relationships, marriage, gun nut, gun nuts, firearm, firearms, gun owner, gun owners, assault rifle, assault rifles, old fashioned, traditional family, traditional families, american family, american families, gender role, gender roles, gender performance, gender performances, domestic front, domestic life, texas, texan, texans, assault weapon, assault weapons, home security, mankoff
"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
Tags:rick perry, texas, governor, governors, climate change, global warming, ice cap, ice caps, monster, monsters, polar bear, polar bears, myth, myths, mythical, scary story, scary stories, extinct, extinction, environmental policy, secretary of energy, catastrophe, catastrophes, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"
Tags:oil, oil rig, oil rigs, natural resource, natural resources, oil field, oil fields, discovery, discoveries, discovering, money, finances, wealth, wealthy, rich, shopping, shopper, shoppers, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, spending money, new money, texas, alberta, shop, shops, store, stores, department store, department stores, opening hours, business hours, retail
"He's from Texas."
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, religious, god, religions, religious imagery, hell, hellish, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, underworld, under world, under-world, hades, demon, demonic, horn, horns, horned, texas, texan, bigger in texas, do it big in texas, big, bigger is better, cowboy, cow boys, southern, southerners, deep south, region, regions, regional, south america, america
"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."
Tags:wild west, old west, western, westerns, rural, mid-west, midwest, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, horse, horses, cowboy, cowboys, cattle drive, cattle drives, ranch, ranches, ranch life, rancher, ranchers, herding cattle, pep talk, pep talks, preparing, preparation, inspirational talk, inspirational talks, texas
While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,
"it was an impulse purchase."
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In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.
Tags:politician, politicians, governor, governors, memoir, memoirs, author, authors, writer, writers, writing, memory loss, amnesia, amnesiac, amnesiacs, sam houston, texas, texan, texans, historian, historians, civil war, american, historical figures, president, presidents, union, usa, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Oil Derrick Crop
How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places
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Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
Tags:texas, texan, texans, meat eater, meat eaters, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarian option, vegan option, vegan, vegans, pizza, pizzas, vegan food, vegan foods, vegetarian food, vegetarian foods, state, states, red state, red states, blue state, blue states, culture clash, culture clashes, border crossing
Tags:border, borders, highway, highways, road, roadside, roadsides, stop, gas, gas station, texas, wyoming, sister, sister city, sister cities, city, cities, truck stop, drive, driving, road, roads, roadtrip, road trip, road-trip, auto, autos, car, cars, driver, drivers, america, region, regional, regions, state, states, mirror, mirrored, similar, similarities
Don't mess with Connecticut
Tags:states, us states, state reputations, reputations, reputation, bad reputation, don't mess with texas, texas, texan, texans, connecticut, bravado, bold, boldness, intimidation, imtimidate, bite off more than you can chew, overambitious, oversold, overselling, act tough, tough guy, tough guy act, fight, fighting, losing the fight, losing, middle class, refined, well-mannered
'Text Us' The Phone Star State.
Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest
"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."
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Ted Cruz, US Senator, Texas (R)
The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.
Texas Dashboard Organizer
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
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'So as you were approaching, did the fact that ten other flies were stuck there, not alert you to the fact that the paint might be WET?'