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"Was I supposed to answer? I thought it was a rhetorical text."
'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
An ellipsis in the sky
'These kids and their text messaging...'
'Your mother and I would give up our lives for you, sell our souls for you, but we would laugh like insane clowns if youwere to seriously ask for a smartphone, so there you have the boundaries of our love in the clearest terms.'
You hang up. No, you hang up.
'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''
Love at first text.
'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'
Slow Texters' Lane
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Texting on Valentine's Day.
'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'
'I used to text, but now there's a patch that allows me to communicate face to face.'
'Easily annoyed by nearby texting guests or not easily annoyed by nearby texting guests.'
'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'
Aaaah! I have stupidly been driving while txting you and lost control...
The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.
'...how are you ever going to text.'
'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'
Free Msg: Your bill is ready to view online. To pay now, login at
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'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'
'And if you feel any discomfort, text 'ouch' to 555738...'