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'My computer's hard drive crashed, so I text messaged you my term paper.'
'These kids and their text messaging...'
'Your mother and I would give up our lives for you, sell our souls for you, but we would laugh like insane clowns if youwere to seriously ask for a smartphone, so there you have the boundaries of our love in the clearest terms.'
Slow Texters' Lane
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The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.
'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'
An avid text messenger, Katie Hunter started using fewer vowels in her everyday speech.
'...how are you ever going to text.'
'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'
"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'
'Dorothy, I have to tell you something important, I'll instant message you.'
"Of course the texting does tend to work better with the younger generation..." "Gnudh,nxt twl?"
'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'
Evolution of Man
'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'
'I'm working on one with text capabilities.'
'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
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'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'
ROTFL...Rolling on the floor laughing.