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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
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"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."
'Thanks, it's just what I wanted...Thanks, it's just what I wanted...'
Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!
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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"
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'Ahhr, he must be French... he's thanking us!'
Thank you for not killing me.
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"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."
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"Next time, if someone gives you a compliment, just say 'thank you'."
"I don't want to hear 'can't' - you find out where the Special Forces are deployed, and you send them some goddam muffin baskets!"
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"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."
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"I just want to thank you for not naming names."
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A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'
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"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"
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'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'
'Mom, you didn't say please or thank you.'
The words 'Thank you ' take seconds to say, but mean so much.
'How many times do I have to tell you...What's the magic word?'
"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
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"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."
Thank you for not breaking the law.
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"I wasn't able to thank Mrs Weber for the neat party. She had taken two tranquilizers and gone to bed."