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'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
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"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."
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'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'
The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
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The Last Thanksgiving
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"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."
"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."
"Does a new Civil War mean we don't have to go to your sister's for Thanksgiving?"
"So what. Nobody lives forever."
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"It'll never be ready in time."
Turkey Black Fridays.
The three wise men of Thanksgiving
The First 3-D Thanksgiving
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Ingredients for a successful family dinner
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"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
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"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!" "He makes a strong case for baked ham, Olivia."
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"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."
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The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .
'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'
'So, what's for dinner?'
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