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'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'
Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'
"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."
'Just great! He was our only suspect!'
'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'
'Have you considered making your will?'
'This heartburn is killing me.'
'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'
"Wow! She's hot."
"Yeah, you need to specify ICED tea!"
"I know this is a bad habit."
"Well, the good news is that Seasonal-Affective Disorder isn't typically terminal..."
Tags:psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologists, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, shrink, therapists, therapy, therapist, extra crispy, sad, seasonal depression, terminal case, terminal cases, snowmen, snowman, s.a.d., seasonal affective disorder, winter, spring, mental, mental illness, mental health, thaw, thaws, spring thaw, terminal illness, terminal illnesses
Snowman melted by coffee
A snowman offers a melting snowman adult diapers.
"You should have come to see me sooner."
"I hope the sun comes out. I'm trying to get down to a size 6."
Tags:weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, weight problem, weight problems, diet, diets, dieting, snowmen, snowman, snowwomen, snowwoman, snow figure, snow figures, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, thaw, thaws, thawing, melt, melts, melting, sunshine, winter, winters, snowfall, snowfalls, obese, obesity, fat, fatness
"I've lost 10 pounds thanks to global warming!"
Tags:global warming, climate change, climate-change, environmentalist, environmentalists, spring, thaw, thaws, warmer weather, snowmen, snowman, snowpeople, snowperson, snowwomen, snowwoman, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, weight problems, bright side, bright sides
Dead Snowman Police Outlines.
"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."
"I miss the 'Good Cold Days'."
"The Smiths just got back from Florida."
"Believe me, it's important to stay hydrated!"
"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."
"I bought a time share in South Beach."
Tags:snowmen, snowman, snow people, snow person, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, south beach, timeshare, timeshares, time-share, time-shares, vacation, vacations, vacation home, vacation homes, holiday home, holiday homes, thaw, thaws, thawing, winter, miami, florida, business decision, business decisions