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'The three little pigs attended a professional development seminar on dealing with bullies and they were never bothered by the big bad wolf again.'
Wolf blew over pig's sandcastle.
'Tell him the wolf did it.'
'Why can't he just blow out the candles like everyone else?'
"In my opinion, the flimsy construction of their homes indicates the pigs' desire to be eaten."
'No, we don't want The Watchtower. In fact, we'd prefer you to go back to the huffing and puffing.'
"It strikes me this book is pretty hard on wolves."
'That's nothing son: You should have seen me blowing down the little pigs' houses...'
Birthday Greetings from the Big Bad Wolf.
'... And we've just had one telephone bid.'
Three little pigs begging because they're homeless.
Three little pigs reading 'What House' magazine.
"...and within the next few hours, this huge trough will sweep in from the west."
Two pigs leaving abbatoir turn to each other and one says; 'Hang on a tick...weren't there three of us?'
"By the sores on my chinny, chin, chin I won't let you in!"
"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."