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Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,
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Duck visits the dentist,
Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,
Ok class, these career path suggestions are based on the personality assessments you all took last week...
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Snow Globe Fortune Teller
'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
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'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
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'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'
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The First 'Deadliest Catch' TV show was far less popular.
As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
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It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
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And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.
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'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'
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Room for one more...
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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
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'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
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Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
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His infatuation turned to obsession, he would watch her at work... He would follow her home... Yes, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
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Life In Grade A.
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No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
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At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.
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'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'
After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,