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"Are you sure he's a vegetarian?"
Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.
"Sorry... But I'm afraid this is a couples only cruise!"
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"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."
'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'
"Although the weather service has predicted a mild hurricane season, certain indicators can't be ignored."
'They say they are a pair of bureaucrats who are just as important to the planet as any other life form.'
'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'
"Oi! You two! Knock it off!"
'...Well yes, technically I am a single cell organism...'
'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'
'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'
That's everyone on board and settled, Noah, except for the lemmings. They're adamant they're staying.
Noah was renound for his bad memory (Dinosaur Extinction)
'All of the animals came on the ark in pairs.' 'Not worms! They came in apples!'
"Hey,you can't do that.We own their genes."
Mythical creatures on standby to enter Noah's ark.
'Because I don't like unicorns - that's why!'
'It's the Ark! Got that? Stop calling it 'The Good Ship Lollipop'.'
"I've never been on a cruise before!"
'The Clash of the Clich?s.'
'...Hello?...Holidays From Hell...?'
'Look at those short pants! Hey Noah, expecting a flood?'
"You'll like it on top of the Ark, nice view!"
Noah leaving all the animals behind.