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"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."
"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"
"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."
"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."
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Bernanke gets his wish for Christmas.
'We've got 9 seconds. Explain your life's research on the business cycle and how it applies to the current economy.'
'Apparently, just because we took out a mortgage, the bank now expects us to make some sort of monthly payment.'
'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'
'Kinda makes you wonder why we even bother to meet.'
"I told you the Fed should have tightened."
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"Before interest rates get any higher, maybe we should start thinking about investing in a second elephant."
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An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.
'What's scaring me is that I'm starting to understand some of the Fed's public statements.'
THE FED PONZI SCHEME
'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.'
"Oh, I think Whoopi is a good choice, but I would have preferred Greenspan."
"It looks like Fed fiat cash...so it's gotta be good, right?"
Federal reserve notes are worthless
"I don't care. It's not my money."
WHERE'S THE GOLD?
'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'
'We've decided to become more thrifty and start a savings account, but we'd like to borrow against our credit cards in order to make the opening deposit.'
'There's our signature on the mortgage. Before we go, can I trouble you for a bankruptcy declaration form?'
'Wow, I can remember when they made novelty toilet paper out of fake dollars.'