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'It's for passing my drug test.'
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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
'Man, I hate needles!!'
'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'
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'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'
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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
Christmas Group Therapy.
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'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'
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'Are you aware that you have suffered irreparable pain and distress due to this company's discriminatory policies.'
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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
5 day forecast.
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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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Tags:slide, slides, sliding, slider, sliders, broke, broken, fool, fools, foolish, foolishness, stupid, stupidity, son, sons, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, disbelief, disbelieves, dumb, silly, idiot, idiots, idiotic, unbelieveable, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'
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To Donate Please Go To My Website.
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'
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Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
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'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'
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'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'
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