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"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
Men's book clubs.
Tags:book, books, book club, book clubs, novel, novels, read, reading, reads, reader, readers, no sweat, watch, watching, watched, watches, watch the game, game, games, gaming, gamed, gamer, gamers, the game, football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball game, baseball gamesclose to home
'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'
Tags:surgeon, surgery, surgeons, nurse, game, games, gaming, match, matches, matching, score, see the score, scores, scored, scoring, inflamed gallbladder, gallbladder, gallbladders, watching the game, the game, watch, watching, watches, put the game on, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
Tags:catcher, catchers, catch, coach, coaching, coaches, music, musicians, musical, classical, classical music, conductor, conducting, conduct, conducts, baseball, base ball, ball game, the game, sport, sports, team sports, batter, batting, play ball, inning, innings, orchestra, orchestral, adagio, adagios, allegro, allegro, fast ball, fastball, pitch, pitcher, pun, puns, punny
Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
Tags:tarot, tarots, tarot card, tarot cards, card, cards, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, read, reading, house of, astrology, astrological, mystic, mystics, mysticism, mets, met, baseball, baseball game, games, season, seasons, the game, record, new york, sport, sports, competitive sports, sports lover, sports lovers, competition, clinch, seance, married, marriage, married life, communication, communicate, communicating, wife, wives, loyal, loyalty, seance, seances
'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'
Tags:adam, eve, religious, religion, tv, television, sports, sport, men, marriage, married life, men, living with men, genesis, book of genesis, bible, the bible, bibles, biblical, eden, garden of eden, couples, couple, wife, husband, tv, television, t v, superbowl, the game, super bowl, play offs, playoffs, play off, play off, fifa, football, football season, premier league
"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."
Tags:tumour, tumours, tumor, tumors, baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, sportsman, sporting, base ball, the game, last inning, final inning, terminal, doctor, doctors, medicine, medicines, good news, bad news, good news and bad news, apt, appropriate, hospital, hospitals, gallows humor, black humor, dark humor, gallows humour, black humour, dark humour, get well, get well soon
"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."
Tags:wagner, wagners, vvagner, classical, classical music, opera, operatic, classic opera, opera classics, ring cycle, the ring cycle, music, musician, length, lengthy, run time, long, boring, bored, bore, sport, sports, tv, t v, television, televised sport, baseball, baseballs, the game, baseball game, seventh inning, inning, 7th inning, 7th, the 7th
'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'
Tags:lie, lied, liar, lying, lies, dad, father, dads, fathers, son, sons, ballpark, ballparks, stadium, stadiums, 3d, 3-d, shown in 3d, shown in 3-d, 3d glasses, 3-d glasses, white lie, white lies, hand out, handing out, freebee, freebees, game, the game, games, gaming, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Well executed, both of you!"
Tags:close call, close-call, umpire, umpires, baseball, baseballs, positive, positivity, positive reinforcement, reinforce, ball game, the game, sport, sports, psychology, psychological, social engineering, social-engineering, batter, batters, base, second base, first base, third base, american, america, regional, region, region, too close, too close to call, tag, tag up, tags up, tag out, tags out, tagging out, encourage, encourages, encouragement, participation trophy, participation trophies, positive attitude, positive attitudes
"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
Tags:baseball, base ball, national, national anthem, anthem, us, usa, audience, audiences, the game, the big game, live sport, sport, sports, tv sport, effort, efforts, low effort, sing, singing, forgetting the words, lyrics, pretend, pretending, pretence, pretense, pretenses, star spangled banner, star-spangled banner, american pride, national pride, national identity, cultural identity, commit, non committal, non-committal
'I wonder what he is thinking about...'
"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''
Tags:communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, tv, television, t v, distracted, distract, distraction, in the way, in my way, sport, sports, the game, season, football, sport, american football, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups
'Wait! Yes! I'm making contact with your husband. He's in the next room watching a football game!'
'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'
Tags:red indians, indian, red indian, indians, native american, native americans, civil war, civil wars, football, american football, watching, watch, watched, watches, tv, lazy, typical, husband, typical man, typical men, the game, watching the game, watch the game, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:vending machine, vendor, vender, vendors, venders, vending, vended, vends, popcorn, peanuts, crackerjack, cracker jack, stadium, stadiums, game, games, the game, gaming, match, matching, faulty, fault, broken, broke, unreliable, reliable, machine, machines, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Could I have my 3 life sentences reduced to one week? I have tickets to the game next Friday.'
Tags:court, courtroom, courtrooms, courts, trial, trials, judge, judges, judged, bailiff, convict, convicts, convicted, con, cons, life sentence, life sentences, sentence, sentenced, ticket, tickets, the game, arrangement, arranged, arrange, plan, plans, planned, planning, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'
Wall Street The Game.
'Why don't you spend quality time with someone else?'