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Noah's Arc Gift Shop
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"Lose the cap."
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"Well, we needed the rain."
"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
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"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"
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"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."
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'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'
The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.
"Now you want a carved pumpkin?"
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'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'
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"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."
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'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'
"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."
'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'
"And thanks for the potluck."
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'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'
Noah posted his first tweet.
"Oi! You two! Knock it off!"
Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.
'What's the matter with you boys? You can't even read a blueprint.'
'...Well yes, technically I am a single cell organism...'
'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'
'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'
'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'
'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'