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The Off-line Store
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, online shopping, internet shopping, internet shopper, internet shoppers, modern technology, modern technologies, the internet, high street, death of the high street, customer confidence, retailers, high street shop, high street shops, oput of date, outdated, offline, off-line, tradition, traditional
"I'm to tired to click on things all day."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, computer, computers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, sick day, sicks days, off sick, staying in bed, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, easy job, easy jobs, perspective, perspectives, privilege, privileged, smartphone, smartphones, internet, the internet, modern technology, modern technologies
Tags:.com company, online business, online businesses, online company, online companies, dotcom company, dotcom companies, hotdog, hotdogs, hot dog, hot dogs, hotdog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog stand, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, street food, street vendor, street vendors, the internet, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, digital company, digital companies, dot-com, dot-coms, dot com, dot coms, website, websites
"Here you are- I've been all over the Internet looking for you."
"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, wifi, internet, the internet, millennial, millennials, gen-z, gen z, generation z, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, ghost story, ghost stories, scary story, scary stories, wi-fi, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, bad internet, no internet
"We capitalize 'Internet' out of respect for its power."
Tags:internet, the internet, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, respect, respectful, show of respect, display of respects, modern life, spelling, spellings, capital, capitalisation, capitalization, proper noun, proper nouns, capital letter, capital letters, teacher, teachers, spelling bee, spelling bees, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"You gotta help me stop looking up stuff I don't actually care about."
Tags:modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern life, internet, the internet, internet browser, internet browsers, internet browsing, screen addict, screen addiction, screenaddict, computer, computers, pc, pcs, laptop, laptops, time wasting, time waster, time-wasting, time-waster, internet black hole, internet black holes, internet trawling, internet trawler, algorithm, algorithms, the algorithm, square eyes, boredom, boring, bored, overinformation, fake news, over-information, information overload
'I'm very busy right now. I'll post your annual review on my blog this evening.'
"Not only am I not 'on line', I don't know what 'on line' means..."
Tags:on line, online, social network, social networks, social networking, social networker, social networkers, social media, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, internet, the internet, confession, confessions, confessing, behind the times, out of touch, modern expectations, socail media profile, social media profiles
God's My Space.
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
Tags:modern times, modern technology, modern attitudes, modern life, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobia, out of touch, the internet, the web, internet, social networking, social media, online network, online networking, social networking, evolving technology, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, wishful thinking, out of date, out dated, outdated, out-dated, behind the times, passive, passivity, fruitless, futile, futility, ineffective, ineffectual, waste of time, too late
General Store Modernises
Tags:tech, technology, internet, the internet, consumerism, consumer culture, consumers, consumer, world wide web, www, dot com, dotcom, general store, store, general stores, sign, signs, signage, computer, computers, store, country, the country, midwest, mid west, mid-west, wild west, western, westerns, old west, deep south, southern, the south, southerners, southerner, modernise, modernised, modernises, modernizes, modernized, modernize, porch, porches, on the porch, sitting on the porch, storefront, shop, shops, shopping, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, culture, culture clash
"Well, J.B., we're not a successful Internet company because we're not an Internet company."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, modern life, internet company, internet companies, the internet, modernising, modernizing, out of date, behind the times, executive, business executive, executives, business executives, business speak, business talk, incompetent, incompetence, modern technology, modern technologies, dot com company, dot com companies, dot-com company, dot-com companies
"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."
Tags:social network, social networking, social networking, social media, internet, the internet, recommending, recommend, recommendation, online recommendation, online recommendations, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, modern technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, computer, computers, pc, pcs, p cs, p.c.s, experiences, experience, irl, real life, live in the moment, living in the moment, internet addict, internet addicts, internet addiction, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, busy, business, wasting time, waste of time, time wasting
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
Tags:professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate
"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
"Hi, I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"
"I don't care what it said when you looked up your symptoms on the internet. You arenot Anorexic."
"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."
'I know you're having a virtual affair - the computer's got a sexually transmitted virus'
"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."
Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."
'When I grow up, I plan to major in music downloading and digitizing,'
'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'
'And quit telling me to get a life. You know perfectly well it's too late for that.'