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"I lost it in a legal minefield."
"Now that you mention it, the Roman numerals do seem a little ominous."
"Page 61, section 12, paragraph 9, item B- change 'woof' to 'grrr'."
"It's a nasty little law. Fortunately for you, I'm a nasty little lawyer."
'The police are out-gunned once again!'
'Do you honestly expect this court to believe, Mr. Chicken, that your only reason for crossing the road, on the night in question, was to get to the other side?'
"The bad news is that your case is 100% indefensible...we'd be delighted to represent you."
'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'
'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'
Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'
'You'd better come with us, Sir.'
'Look out - this guy looks like a real terrorist.'
'There. Now you have the job security you've always wanted.'
'Things are tough all over, pal.'
"Better watch it fellas, looks like we've got a new giraffe in town!"