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"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
Tags:moon, the moon, full moon, the full moon, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, moon cycle, the moon cycle, moon phases, fake, fakes, trick, tricks, fact checking, fact checker, fact checkers, by the book
"Did you just do a rooster?"
Tags:call, calls, calling, crow, crowing, rooster, roosters, animal sound, animal sounds, sounds, sound, voice, voices, impression, impressions, impersonate, impersonations, impersonations, wolf, wolves, wolf howling, howl, howls, howling, howling at the moon, the moon, fill moon, moon, full-moon, wolf pack, pack of wolves, talking animals, talking animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise, paly on words, word-play, word play
"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"
Tags:stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, moon, the moon, donald, the donald, donald trump, trump, president, us president, trump tower, arrogant, arrogance, renaming, rename, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, trumpland, business strategy, business strategies, marketing strategy, marketing strategies
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
Tags:businesses, big business, big businesses, corporation, corporations, big corporations, large corporations, tnc, t.n.c., tncs, moon, the moon, nighttime, night time, pessimist, pessimism, pessimists, conglomerate, conglomerates, power, moonlight, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, evil corporation, evil corporations, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, social responsibility
Shooting at the Moon
Tags:howl, howling, howling dog, howling dogs, wolf, wolves, howling wolf, howling wolves, gun, guns, gun law, gun laws, gun control, second amendment, the second amendments, moon, the moon, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, firearms regulation, aggression, domesticated, domestication, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend
Heart shaped moon over the city.
"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."
"I hope his dark side is more interesting."
Tags:bar fly, bar flies, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, moon, moons, date, dates, dating, dating game, modern life, modern world, crescent moon, dark side of the moon, well known, well-known, phrases, phrase, sceince, scientists, scientist, space, the moon, dark side, a dark side, interest, interesting, bored, boring, boredom, literal, visual gag
'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'
"It's hard to believe that she has such strength in her hind legs."
'Now that's a face only a mother could love.'
Astronaut Watching the Earth Being Blown Apart.
"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."
Tags:wmd, wmds, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, moon, the moon, bush, george w bush, president bush, bush administration, attack, attacks, weapon of mass destruction, weapons on mass destruction, preemptive strike, preemptive strikes, self defence, self-defence, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, regretful, big mistake, big mistakes
Moon sand castle.
"Move please, I can't see a thing..."
Tags:eclipse, partial eclipse, full eclipse, total eclipse, darkening, block, blocking, obscure, obscuring, blocked, obscured, eclipsed, penumbra, the sun, the moon, planet, planets, space, universe, celestial, orbit, orbital, dimming, dim, light, get in the way, conceal, cover up, overlay, overcast, cloud, astral, heavenly, the heavens
"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, life of, animals, talking animals, night, night sky, sky, skies, space, outer space, in space, the moon, moon, full moon, on the moon, climbing, climb, climbs, visual gag, visual joke, medium, visual medium, domestic, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, housecat, house cat, housecats, house cats
'Boy - makes me wonder what he wished for...'
'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'
As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."
Astronaut with a dog weeing on the flagpole.
'The battery's dead. I can't believe you left the lights on again.'
Phases of the moon.
Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.
Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.