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"I don't care what it said when you looked up your symptoms on the internet. You arenot Anorexic."
"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."
"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."
Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."
"It's tragic really. With this handset I cna phone, fax or e-mail anyone in the world, but I've got bugger all to say."
"So now people from all around the world know you can't spell"
Dog to bird: 'Oh, alright - I'll stop stalking you! But, do you mind if I follow you on Twitter?'
"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."
'British Head Lice Foundation' 'Internit'
"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."
"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?
Dogs sniffing each other. "Try gettign that sort of information on the internet."
'But I do exercise, Mom ... I surf the net!'
'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'
"They're books, Dad needs them for reading."
'We met over the net.'
Page not found (reading book)
'Liar chatting on the internet'
The Internet - Search Warrant
"Someone has hacked into our Computer."
Little Bo Peep 'Internet search=sheep'
Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.
"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."