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"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
"Where did we go wrong, Mother? Where did we go wrong?"
"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"
"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."
"The place hasn't been the same since that hole in the ozone opened up!"
"I just pray to God that none of those poor, dear, innocent children ever see you when you get like this!"
"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."
"Of course I'm p****d! I just found out we're getting these things for our Christmas bonus!"
"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."
'Is the North Pole out of town?'
Discovery of the North Pole.