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"It's his birthday."
"I was afraid it was bursitis, but it's only repetitive stress injury."
"You'd better talk - if this doesn't work, we make you do lunges."
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"Where do you get your ideas?"
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"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."
'There's such a thing as too much information, you know.'
'Come to think of it, he doesn't need to give us the information. I can just look it up on the Internet.'
"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."
'We don't call it torture anymore - it's occupational therapy!'
"YOU'RE being tortured?! An hour ago my dress was a size 2."
"Could I please go back to the rack now?"
'Shall we start with some stretching exercises?'
No pain, no gain.
'My dogs are killing me.'
"Trust me, I'm an experienced tailor. Now your shirt is way too large but in a few weeks it will fit perfectly!"
"I don't know how many times I've told him about leaving empty toilet rolls in the bathroom."
'You'll be in real trouble when the Health and Safety people about this.'
"Seventh inning stretch already?"
"Eh ...It seemed like a good idea at the time!"
Initially, the Spanish Inquisition was not taken too seriously -- 'Come on! This is a wind-up.....right?'
"I know what you're going through, so don't feel ashamed if you cry. I understand, and I'm here for you."
"Before you start moaning and groaning, just remember that you might actually not be the only one here going through a difficult time."
Torture Safety Warning
"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"