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'Calm down, it's not as bad as it looks. I'm just here for the recall on your testicles.'
'As if she hasn't humiliated us guys enough, now, she has to go and feed them to the squirrels...'
'Yes, you're going to be neutered and no, I will not get a second opinion.'
World's greatest dad. Worlds greatest sterile guy.
Dog to dog: 'I didn't even know I was broken, but my nice owner is taking me tomorrow to get fixed.'
'Luke's lost it. He's not aggressive. He won't hustle. His whole attitude has mellowed. ... He never should have got himself spayed.'
"Sure, I can give you a group discount for neutering both of them."
'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'
'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'
'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'
'Vince's Vasectomat, Only in America'