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"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"
'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'
'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'
'What do you think of my new story?'
'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'
'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'
The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.
The Life Challenged Zombies.
'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'
'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Vampires enjoying a drink of fresh blood from their human kegs under the bar.
Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.
A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.
'Okay, so I knew he was a Zombie when I married him, but all I'm asking, is that he uses a little mouth wash before kissing me!'
'Stanley Possum was not sure if he should continue to play dead or play one of the living dead.'
'Zombies, zombies...posture..posture, please!'