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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
"Be careful – the bald spot is slippery."
'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'
Charon rowing a boat of turkeys to their deaths.
'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'
'This is your rest area. It also happens to be where I invented the bicycle seat.'
'These days it isn't enough to be qualified in just fire or brimstone. Today you have to be proficient in both.'
'I know that face! Don't tell me... 'Stars in their eyes.' Right?'
'I had an overwhelming urge to be nice again. I think I need a holiday.'
Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.
'Hmm... You're quite naughty, but I would hardly call you evil.' 'Tch! Talk about damning with faint praise.'
Arnold had not quite grasped the concept of Damnation!
'You mean we get to CHOOSE?!'
Madoff and devil.
Hell for bad doctors.
'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'
"Welcome to the after-party."
'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'
'Despite what you've heard, your son will be given every opportunity to succeed here.'
'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'
"A nice touch, don't you think? Your very own personal Wall of Lies!"
'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'
"I told you we were going down too deep!"
"It's God. Are you in?"
'Perhaps you ladies would like to see our 'fast tanning' sunbeds?'