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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."
Tags:duel, duels, cowboy, cowboys, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunslinger, gunslinging, gun slinger, gun slinging, ten paces, elderly, old, old age, older, draw, gun, guns, wild west, the west, old west, old men, old people, fight, fighting, paces, reason, forgot, forgotten, forget, forgets, forgetting, walking, the wild west, aging, forgetful, history, westward expansion
"I'm sure you two will discover that you're both plagued by the same nonexistent problems."
Tags:middle class, middle classes, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, first world problem, first world problems, western world, the west, the western world, privilege, privileged, male privilege, problem, problems, complain, complaining, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, male stale pale, white men, white male, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"And, in the ongoing saga of Western civilization, declines continue to lead advances by a wide margin."
Tags:television, media, news, stock market, stock report, stock reports, the west, western civilization, western civilisation, advance, advances, advancement, progress, progressive, progressives, decline of western civilization, trump, donald trump, political correctness, politically correct, market report, market reports, mankoff
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cowpoke, cowpokes, guitar salesman, guitar salesmen, musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musicians, westerns, western, the west, music, musician, music store, electric guitar, amplifier, sales, salesman, retail, trouble, treble, homonym, homonyms, soundalike, soundalikes
A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.
"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, west, western, westerns, the west, american west, desert, deserts, target practice, target, targets, shooting, gun, guns, six shooter, six shooters, target practice, random luck, luck, decision, decisions, decision making, making decisions, chance, 50/50, fifty-fifty, dating, dating life, phone call, phone calls, call, calling, calls, waiting for a call
"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
Tags:hillbilly, hillbillies, the west, the wild west, western, colony, colonies, colonising, colonizing, coloniser, colonisers, colonizers, outerspace, outer space, outer-space, alien planet, alien planets, space, space travel, space traveller, space travellers, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, settler, settlers, settling, crater, craters, impractical, impracticality
"You're letting them hang you in that?"
"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."
Tags:plane travel, air travel, jetlag, jetlagged, regional, west, the west, west coast, the west coast, time delay, time difference, time differences, tired, comedian, comedians, stand up comedy, stand up, stand ups, stand up comic, stand up comics, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedy, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, bad joke, bad jokes, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, irrelevant
"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."
Tags:western world, the west, middle class, the middle glasses, wine, wines, self medicate, self medication, self-medicate, self-medication, prescription, prescriptions, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, luxury, luxuries, little luxuries, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
Western businessman gets fat at the expense of the poor
Tags:the west, western politics, fatcat, fatcats, fat cat, fat cats, greed, greedy, resource, resources, world resource, world resources, sustainability, economic imperialism, imperialist, imperialists, imperialist agenda, imperialist agendas, developing world, first world, third world, obese, obesity, western obesity, business, big business, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men
'Was this supposed to be a cattle dive...or drive?'
'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"
Third World making filter coffee.
'Dang-burnit, Slappy! I told you to round up some outlaws! Not my in-laws!!'
"It's high time we introduced immigration quotas."
'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'
'Do you realize you could have had my job if you had just stayed in your own country?'
'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'
Human Rights and the USA
Where the Deer and the Antelope Play.
Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!
Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP