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'So, apart from the literary reference, that's it, is it?'
"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"
"I'm sorry, but the name 'Parker Posey' is already taken."
"I promised I'd be around long enough to reinvent and repackage each of you one more time, but the Big Talent Agent in the Sky seems to have other plans for me!"
'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'
'... You jump through hoops, and balance a ball on your nose, and all they pay you is one fish?... Boy, do you have a lousy agent!'
Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!
'That's it, one trick, that's all you can do?'
"The high wire act is here, sir."
'So, did I get the job?'
"...and so we bid farewell to one of our best loved theatrical agents..."
Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"
THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'
'An act called the taxmasters want an audition.'
'Is this still part of your act?!'
'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'
'I know you've seen a lady sawn in half before...but lengthways?'
'The casting director said I shouldn't ring them, they would ring me, but that was 10 years ago!'
"Of course I trust my agent...he's got two very honest faces"
An honesty of agents
'How about calling you Product Recall -you'll get plenty of free notices in the papers?'
'To be honest Mr Gregson, I've seen better escapologists, goodnight.'
'If it works on the wife, you're booked!'
'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'
'There must be more starving children somewhere!'