Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Thief's swag bag is filled with dollar signs.
Sign in the window of a car says "Filled with asbestos"
Tags:asbestos, danger, dangerous, chemical, chemicals, substance, substances, risk, risks, risky, sign, signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, security, prevention, crime prevention, safety, theft prevention, protection, theft protection, theft-protection, theft-prevention, deterrent, theft-deterrent, anti-theft, theft, auto-theft, car theft, car-theft, effective, deter thieves, environment, depletion, bad for the environment
Burglar Moving Co.
"I want you to be more health conscious. Steal a vegetarian's lunch."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, toxic masculinity, fathers and sons, diet, diets, dieting, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, school dinner, school dinners, theft, petty theft, bully, bullies, bullying
"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
Tags:crimes, criminal, crimals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, at gunpoint, at gun-point, at gun point, held at gun-point, held at gunpoint, held at gun point, bank eller, bank tellers, bank worker, bank workers, bank manager, bank managers, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, reprimand, reprimanded, tell off, told off, insult, insulted, belittle, belittled, mother, mothers, motherly, mothering, scold, scolded, theft, thief, thieves, armed robbery, armed robberies
"You really need to work on your ideas that i take all the credit for."
Tags:take credit, taking credit, business men, business man, business people, business person, businessmen, businessman, businessperson, boss, bosses, manager, managers, business managers, business manager, bad manager, bad managers, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, theft, claiming credit, idea hijacking, idea hijacker, idea hijackers, plagiarize, plagiarise, underperform, under perform, poor performance
Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
Tags:space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probes
"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."
Tags:silicon valley, computer chip, computer chips, microchip, microchips, micro chip, micro chips, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, advancing technology, developing technology, techy, out of touch, behind the times, intellectual property, copied product, copied products, theft, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson
"As you can see, I'm still in my second trimester of shoplifting."
'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'
Home Shoplifting Network.
Tags:shoplifting, shoplifter, shoplifters, theft, shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail, store, stores, shop, shops, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, surveillance, security, security camera, security cameras, cctv, closed-circuit television, technology, big brother, loss prevention, crime prevention, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., security guard, security guards
"Oops... my apologies, Dude. I didn't realize we were Facebook friends."
Bookshop thief helping himself to 'How To Help Your Self' book.
'Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!'
"Larry had his identity stolen, but they sent it right back."
"Do we want the label, too?"
Tags:art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, art, painting, paintings, stealing, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, art thief, art thieves, art theft, art thefts, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, label, labels, art lover, art lovers, thorough, criminal, criminals
"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
"It's O.K., we're faith-based."
"Me, too—but it's a good tired."
"Burglary is in the eye of the beholder? That's a new on on me, counselor."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, defending, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, burglar, burglars, burglary, theft, last ditch attempt, last ditch attempts, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, expression, word play, wordplay, play on words
"I hate to be a wet blanket, Officer, but I wish to report my purse has been snatched."
Tags:police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, 1940s policeman, old fashioned policeman, reporting a crime, report a crime, report, reporting, reported, crimes, mugging, mugger, mugged, bag snatched, theft, polite, overly polite, apologetic, overly apologetic, interrupt, interrupting, pushchair, pram, buggy, pushchairs, prams, buggies, 1940s pram, 1940s, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, office supplies, office worker, office workers, offices, theft, petty theft, thief, thieves, office theft, businesses, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals, materialism, materialistic, worldly, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, personal possession, personal possessions, home improvement, marie kondo, kondo method, konmari method, tidy, tidies, tidying up, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up
'Ron is very concerned about identity theft.'
Tags:id, identity, identities, concern, concerns, concerned, theft, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stealer, paper, bag, bags, cover, covers, covering, worry, worries, worried, worrying, protect, protects, protection, protections, fraud, fraudulent, care, careful, carefulness, close to home
'Of course I've been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?'