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"Ever wonder if there's something less?"
'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'
Then on the Eighth Day
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"Right. How could anyone look at a rotting zebra corpse and not believe there's a God?"
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"That was fast."
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"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why."
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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."
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'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'
"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."
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"Understand, Richardson, I don't believe in evolution, but I do believe in Darwinism."
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"I hate my fans."
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THE FIRST CHURCH OF HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?
"I still say it's only a theory."
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"Same thing every September. He begins to doubt the existence of man, then football season begins, and he snaps out of it."
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Actual Results May Vary
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"I don't want to let being dead define me."
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Baking the Earth
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"I brought out the meekness in others."
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Today's Sermon: Is There Really A Dog?
"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."
"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."
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"One of the proofs we have that God has a wonderful sense of humor is that atheists talk about God almost much as Christians do."
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Believer's Chapel/Non-Believer's Chapel.
'I'd like to drop this whole believing in God thing.'
"Actually we're atheists, but we like to know what we're atheists about."