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'Oops, my mistake...Carry on, sir.'
'For your convenience, I now accept debit cards.'
"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."
"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."
"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
The Wool Shop - "Give me all your balaclavas!"
Little Red Robbin' Hood.
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Robber in Locksmiths "..and don't try to make a bolt for the door"
Accountant working with computer program thinks to self: 'Let's just round this column off to the nearest nickel.' Caption: 'Rebel Accountant'
'I stopped carjacking because of gas prices.'
Robin Hood's Parents' evening
'He says does anyone know how to fit a skimming device?'
'The spirit of Christmas seems to be eluding you!'
Santa Claus on escalator.
Mouse with Christmas Cake
'Pretend you're giving me a Christmas present.'
I accept credit cards: 'Thanks! Do you want your card back?'
'We're saving money this holiday season by heating our home with swiped credit cards.'
'I've been a very good boy this year. I'd like your wallet and the bucket of cash.'
'Where did YOU get a five pound note from?'
'Keep him talking!'
You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.
Dangerous tax audits.