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Newton discovers GM fruit.
"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy."
Two hundred years before Newton, Columbus discovers gravity in the New World.
Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.
"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."
"But Isaac - why must you always think in terms of apples?"
Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.
"Ah ha! Every particle of matter attracts every other particle with a force proportional to product of the masses and to the inverse square of the distance...OUCH!"
Isaac Newton, theoretical physicist, ignores falling apple and contemplates one that might have fallen'
Newton fails to discover the Theory of Gravity under a coconut tree.
'Not here - next door!'
'How we know Isaac Newton was not a child prodigy'
Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.
'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'
Newton discovers sod's law
Anti-gravity Research Lab
"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"