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Ask me about my thick neck.
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"If only legginess were based on circumference."
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"Yes, he has a very thick hide. The trick is to catch him when he sheds his skin."
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A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus
Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.
'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'
"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."
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Cosmetic brain surgery
"Try the fish. It's brain food"
"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"
"The weather looks a little iffy."
Another victim of disorganised crime
Report card shows faulty intelligence.
Man knocking over brain food
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
Carjacking: The early years
"He was your height, but thinner and better looking..."
"I attract two types of guys, too forward and too backward"
'...and then I began reading the book of New Regulations.'
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"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
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'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'
"Mum, Dad, good news! My IQ test proved negative"
'It needs tweaking, Robert.'
"Do you do brain enlargements?"