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Thief's swag bag is filled with dollar signs.
'Hey handsome, mind if I buy you a drink?'
'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'
"The bailout money, …. Cosgrove took it and bailed out."
Mistaken Identity Theft
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, airguitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
Burglar Moving Co.
Los Alamos Hard Drives
"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave."
"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
Tags:crimes, criminal, crimals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, at gunpoint, at gun-point, at gun point, held at gun-point, held at gunpoint, held at gun point, bank eller, bank tellers, bank worker, bank workers, bank manager, bank managers, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, reprimand, reprimanded, tell off, told off, insult, insulted, belittle, belittled, mother, mothers, motherly, mothering, scold, scolded, theft, thief, thieves, armed robbery, armed robberies
Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
Tags:space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probes
A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'
"As you can see, I'm still in my second trimester of shoplifting."
"I shot him and I never remarried."
'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'
"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Oops... my apologies, Dude. I didn't realize we were Facebook friends."
"Oh, sure, it's stolen, but now we have to get on with our lives."
Bookshop thief helping himself to 'How To Help Your Self' book.
"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"
Tags:can opener, can openers, can, cans, pet, pets, cat, cats, hungry, dinner, dinners, eat, eats, eating, supper, suppers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, cat person, cat people, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, thieving, cat burglar, catburglar, cat burglars, catburglars, burgle, burgles, burgling
"Do we want the label, too?"
Tags:art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, art, painting, paintings, stealing, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, art thief, art thieves, art theft, art thefts, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, label, labels, art lover, art lovers, thorough, criminal, criminals
"Larry had his identity stolen, but they sent it right back."