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"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."
"Think where you want to be in twenty years and then figure out what you should be doing right now to get there."
"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."
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"Yeah, Carl...awesome cannonball. Happy now?"
'Easter already, time to start writing the Christmas cards.'
"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."
"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."
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'My management team the forward thinkers.'
"Always be prepared."
'He managed to think himself into the box !'
'Company planning department'
"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."
"Crap, go check his pockets, will ya? I just remembered that he was our designated driver."
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"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."
"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."
'Poor Icarus - He thought he'd consider everything.'
A worrying future
"He just threatened to put us in a nursing home this time and I think he means it this time...."
"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."
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How to Start your Own Telecomms. Company
'Don't know about you but I've invested in my future.'
'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'