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"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."
"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."
"I'd like to take our marriage to the next level, Divorce."
"Well executed, both of you!"
"I'd ask you up, Richard, but my roommates and I have a pretty strict 'no-"Times"-twits-in-seersucker' policy."
Babe Ruth's less famous call of a dribbler down the third base line.
1B, 2B, 3B and home plate.
"Kill the third base umpire."
',,, Approaching third base,,, Turn left now,'
Bringing even more fun and excitement to the game, major League Baseball places Slip N Slides in front of second, third and home.
The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.
"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."
'The computer says 'bunt'. Tell the third base coach to give the signal.'
As smart as he was, Albert Einstein could not figure out how to handle those tricky bounces at third base.