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"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
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"I'd like to help you, but you're in a different H.M.O."
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"We got the cactus account!"
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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."
"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."
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"First you'll need to fill out some paperwork."
...Tingle to the sharp excitement of the day's first bite...
'That doesn't look too good. You really should see a mouse about that.'
Golfer tries to find ball over the side of a cliff.
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, ball, lost, lose, loses, losing, cliff, cliffs, edge, edges, edge of the cliff, edge of a cliff, search, searches, searching, dangerous, club, clubs, out of bounds, forfeit, forfeits, forfeited, forfeiting, thorn, thorns, wild plant, plant, plants
'Next time, try smelling the roses.'
Boyfriend gives his girlfriend a red rose with thorns.
'Every year we have a contest with the neighbors to see who has the last needle left on their tree.'
'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'
"I am going to prune the climbing rose."
'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'
'Next.' (Lion with a thorn in its claw)
"Spring! The lark's on the wing, the snails on the thorn, the kids are on the bloody computer."
Tags:spring, springs, spring time, spring-time, springtime, spring times, spring-times, springtimes, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills, kid, modern lifestyle, modern lifestyles, computer game, computer games, video game, video games, larks, snails, thorn, kids, computer
'I can't pull that thorn out of your paw until we do some X-rays and run a few tests...'
Plants and Flowers Crack Jokes.
'I'm going to refer you to a specialist - a Dr Mouse.'
Chicken of the Woods
Aphid philosophy: life is like a red, red rose.
'Sorry to hear about your gas, but I specialize in thorns-in-the-pay.'