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"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
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"I'd like to help you, but you're in a different H.M.O."
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"We got the cactus account!"
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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."
"First you'll need to fill out some paperwork."
...Tingle to the sharp excitement of the day's first bite...
'That doesn't look too good. You really should see a mouse about that.'
'Group hug anyone?'
'Next time, try smelling the roses.'
Boyfriend gives his girlfriend a red rose with thorns.
'Every year we have a contest with the neighbors to see who has the last needle left on their tree.'
'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'
"I am going to prune the climbing rose."
'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'
'I can't pull that thorn out of your paw until we do some X-rays and run a few tests...'
Plants and Flowers Crack Jokes.
'I'm going to refer you to a specialist - a Dr Mouse.'
'The doctor DID tell me to stop and smell the roses.'
Aphid philosophy: life is like a red, red rose.
Chicken of the Woods
'Sorry to hear about your gas, but I specialize in thorns-in-the-pay.'
"Never eat a mouse who has medical skills."
Androcles and the Lion Rampant.