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Betting the Farm.
"They breed the finest racehorses in the world...'
'Stop trying to nurse me, I'm a shetland pony. We're raised to be like this. . . Lord knows why.'
"Calm down Jeff! I'm sure when he called you an ass he meant it scientifically!"
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'Would you like express or economy delivery?'
"Mom! Gus keeps saying that I'm not a thoroughbred! Can you show him my registration papers?"
"You think you get media attention when you win a race? That's nothing! Ever since my wife jumped over the Moon, my house has been surrounded by paparazzi!"
"Racing and training, that's all my dad talked about: we had nothing much in common..."
"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."
"He failed the drugs test."
'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'
'Heyyyyy! Don't turn your nose up at us buddy! You may have superior bloodlines but you still poop in this field just like we do!'
A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.
'You know I have a race tomorrow.'
"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."
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"I hope the rest of the races are more exciting."
'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'
'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'
'Who was born in a stable and had millions of followers.'
'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'
'Presenting the award for the most improved horse of the year....'
Do you have one with a gold chain? I practice in Lexington, you know!'
Treat her like a thoroughbread...and she'll never be a nag.
'To the despair of my parents, I didn't marry a thoroughbred, but your dad is kind, funny and I love him!'