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"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
Tags:grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancers
"I can catch-you can't throw."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical doctor, medical doctors, m.d.s, md, mds, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, heart surgery, operating room, operating table, throw and catch, ball games, high stakes, vital organs, organ transplant, organ transplants, black humour, ball game, irresponsible, throwing, malpractice, mal-practice, dying, operating theater, operating theatre, immature, immaturity, immoral, immorality, thoughtless, thoughtlessness
"That's not my political opinion. That's just stuff I hear on the radio."
Tags:opinion, opinions, parrot, parrots, parroting, repeat, repeats, repeating, thought, thoughts, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, radio, radios, talk show, talk shows, opinion show, opinion shows, news, common man, common person, ordinary person, ordinary people, politics, political landscape, original thought, original thoughts, originality, unoriginal
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.
Tags:carnival, carnivals, carnival ride, carnival rides, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, iq, i.q., intelligence, intelligence level, danger, dangers, oblivious, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, thought out, rider, riders, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, too smart
How Trump's brain works.
Tags:trump, donald trump, brain, brains, unfiltered, filter, filters, social grace, social graces, word salad, word salads, thought, thoughts, unvarnished, honest, honesty, opinion, opinions, opinionated, president, presidents, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, idiot, idiots, idiotic, presidential, unpresidential, behavior, behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, maga
"Going to be long over there, Mr. Happy? I need to get my casserole in."
Jerry shows off his costume for the rest home Halloween party.
"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."
Tags:speaker, speakers, speaker phone, speaker phones, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, public transport, public transit, inconsiderate, subway, subways, tube, hands-free, loud, annoying, obnoxious, rude, rudeness, impolite, entitled, entitlement complex, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, ego, egotist, egotistical, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, listen, listens, listen in, listens in, annoyance, annoyances, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes
"Yeah, Carl...awesome cannonball. Happy now?"
"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, fly, flies, flying, flight, stranded, desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, clueless, out to lunch, space cadet, space cadets, memory, remember, remembers, common sense, no common sense, lack of common sense, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers
"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindedness
"Es usted Diners' Club?"
Tags:charge, charges, charge card, charge cards, credit card, credit cards, travel, travels, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, vacation, vacations, mexico, mexican, middle class, expectant, ignorant, ignorance, communicate, communicates, communication, accept, accepts, accepting, middle class, upper class, upper classes, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, inconsiderate
"Err, you'll have to forgive me...but I'm never quite sure what I'm supposed to call you, I mean I don't want to cause offence... But is it 'disabled', 'handicapped' or perhaps 'differently abled'?"
Tags:label, labels, discriminate, discrimination, disabled, disability, interview, interviews, disabled community, ableism, prejudice, prejudices, euphemism, euphemisms, cause offence, causing offence, give offence, giving offence, insensitive, insensitivity, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, individual, individuals, callous, callousness, handicap, handicaps, handicapped
"Adam, how many times do I have to tell you to put your laundry in the basket!"
Tags:adam and eve, adam, eve, garden of eden, eden, genesis, biblical story, biblical stories, wife, wives, washing, laundry, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, laundry basket, laundry baskets, leaf, leaves, dirty laundry, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, bible, the bible, biblical, husband, husbands, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness
"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."
Tags:sheep, follow the herd, following the herd, community, communities, philosophy, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, justification, justifications, thinking outside the box, obedience, brainless, brainlessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, modern life, modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, following the pack, follow the pack
"My mental ink pen ran dry.
"Hartford, I think you may still have a wife in this one."
Tags:forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, absentminded, absentmindedness, headless, with the fairies, head in the clouds, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, early morning, early mornings, workday, workdays, on top of things, on top of it
Bad Memory Cards
Tags:greeting card, greeting cards, sympathy card, sympathy cards, congratulate, congratulates, congratulating, congratulations, bad memory, forget, forgets, forgotten, birthday, birthdays, sympathy, sympathies, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, insensitive, insensitivity, blanket statement, blanket statements, forgetful, forgetfulness, bad friend, bad friends
"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"
Tags:car, cars, new car, new cars, gift, gifts, present, presents, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, anniversary, anniversaries, birthday, birthdays, bow, bows, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, letdown, letdowns, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, auto, automobile, automobiles, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, wrapping, wrap up, wraps up, wrapping up
"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"
Tags:emotional intelligence, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgotten, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, dog, dogs, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, husband, husbands, gripe, gripes, griping, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, wife, wives
"Lovely holiday, terrific souvenirs, but not a tree to get any shade under!"
'I don't think therefore I'm not.'
"Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying my secondhand smoking break."
Tags:smoke, smoker, smokers, smoking, secondhand, secondhand smoke, secondhand, break, smoking break, cigarette break, work, job, employee, employees, co-worker, fag, fags, inconsiderate, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, self-centered, self-centred, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic reminder, sarcastic reminders