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The Three Little Overextended Pigs
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"I'm sorry, but three zombies an apocalypse do not make."
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'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'
'Once again, I fold.'
Regifts of the Magi
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"I'm just updating my Facebook status to 'about to be huffed and puffed' with a sad face at the end."
"Okay, I'll accept that the big, bad wolf blew your house down, but I don't believe he 'nicked your D.V.D. recorder and plasma T.V.'."
Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.
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'Uh, guys....we have to go back, I forgot the Myrrh.'
'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'
Let me get this straight - We came in for Lasik and not only are we still legally blind, but we somehow had our tails surgically removed What kind of clinic is this
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Goldie's last call.
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"I've been going to school for three years now = when do I reach the break-even point?"
Three bears porridge oats.
By any chance, woukd Dr. Smith's nickname be 'Curly'?
'Want to make it two out of three?'
"I concur. It's time to move her to three-three."
'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'
'Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Red sky at morning, three minute warning.'
'Forget about the Big Bad Wolf. With your market exposure, I'm worried about the bears!'
Genie Wish-Granting Disclaimer.
'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'
'If we were really wise men we wouldn't have six dozen wives...'
Horses for sale.