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"Blow a condo deal and move back in with the pigs."
"Straw is actually very popular right now."
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'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'
Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf
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'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'
'Brick is overrated. Let me show you something in sticks or straw.'
'Your policy does cover wind damage, but not from huffing and puffing.'
'It's all here in teh fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'
"Did the three pigs have enough insurance to rebuild their home?"
"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."
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"As a deterrent, we're finding 'not by the hair on my chinny chin chin' needs backup."
'Well, it may appear sound, Mr Pig, but in my opinion, a huff or a puff could soon bring the place down.'
'No, we don't want The Watchtower. In fact, we'd prefer you to go back to the huffing and puffing.'
"Just once I'd like to blow out my own candles!"
'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'
'It's the big bad wolf come to tell the smelly pig his breakfast is overdone.'
"I do't think good huffing and puffing can be taught."
Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.
'I am so fired.'
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'Alright, we'll let him on the Planning Commission.'
"Hello, Mr. Wolf. I am the attorney for the Three Pigs."
"So what happens if we can't meet our monthly mortgage repayments?"
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'...The big bad wolf went to the next little pig's house, which was made of transparent aluminum fibers magnetically bonded together. And the wolf was like 'W.T.F. is this!?!'.'
Wolf blows down house to reveal pig sitting on toilet.
'Your house was blown off by a big bad wolf hey?! It looks very much like an insurance scam to me!...'