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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
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"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."
"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
"Well, I can see you are very literal. I was going to wish to be a stud next, but that could go a couple of different ways. So, I think I'll just wish to not be made of money."
'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'
"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."
"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"
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"Three wishes less commission."
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Alexa and the Genie
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"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"
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"What, eat your homework? Again?"
"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."
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"This counts as one wish, by the way."
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'Sure, I could grant those three wishes, but I believe you'll appreciate the value of health, love and money more if you continue not having them.'
'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influence, peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'
'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'
'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'
"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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