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"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
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"Due to unusually high wish volume, you may experience a greater hold time than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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"I consolidated all your streaming services. What's your second wish?"
"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."
"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."
"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."
"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'
"Well, I can see you are very literal. I was going to wish to be a stud next, but that could go a couple of different ways. So, I think I'll just wish to not be made of money."
"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."
"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"
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"Three wishes less commission."
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Alexa and the Genie
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"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"
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"What, eat your homework? Again?"