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Scrooge and his piggy bank
"Does this come in anything cheap?"
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Thrift: Get as much amputated as possible.
Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time
"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"
Tags:sales, shop, shops, shopping, offer, offers, on offer, on sale, 50% off, cheap, thrift, thrifty, thriftiness, consumerism, consumerist, consumer culture, consumer, consumers, consuming, consumption, useless product, useless products, useless, uselessness, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, gizmo, gizmos
"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."
Tags:spider, spiders, spiderweb, spiderwebs, spider web, spider webs, cobweb, cobwebs, cob web, cob webs, marketing, market, markets, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, outreach, outreaches, thrift, thrifty, thriftiness, scrimp, scrimps, scrimping, insect, insects, arachnid, arachnids, catching flies, catch flies, customer, customers, marketing department, marketing departments, advertising agency, advertising agencies
"Jim wanted a cheap funeral, so he got an e-tombstone."
"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."
Tags:thrifty, thriftiness, saving, savings, economize, economise, economizing, economising, budget cut, budget cuts, family budget, family budgets, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair stylist, hair stylists, tight budget, tight budgets, fashions, miser, misers, cheapskate, cheapskates, spa, spas, spa treatment, spa treatments, do it yourself, d.i.y.
"Actually, we call these coupons, not 'money saving apps.''
"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
Tags:bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, thrifty, thriftiness, first class, upper class, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, seatmate, seatmates, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, faux pas, unwelcome, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing, personal space
"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."
Tags:cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misery, miseries, penny pinching, penny pincher, penny pinchers, cable, satellite, television, tv, fun, retirement plan, retirement plans, saving, savings, cutting costs, economize, economizing, economizes, economise, economising, lifestyle, lifestyles, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, thrifty, thriftiness, pinching pennies
"Today's tour will include anything with free admission."
Tags:travels, travelling, traveling, realistic, real world, realism, honest, honesty, free admission, admission, admission fee, admission fees, cheap, thrifty, thriftiness, tour, tours, tour group, tour groups, old age, retire, retires, retiring, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, world traveler, world travelers, world travellers, world traveller
'A word in your ear about the 'value for money' fleet cars you ordered...'
Ahhh...young and in love, a thrifty Mr. Tramp selects only the best flowers for ever date...
"We're in the his and hers onesies you insisted on buying ... and you still want the heating on?"
Tags:onesie, onesies, fashion statement, fashion statements, stylish, stylishness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, winter, winters, utility bill, utility bills, heating bill, heating bills, keeping warm, cheapskate, cheapskates, style, his and hers, men and women, trends, heating, miser, miserly, misers, thrift, thrifty, thriftiness
Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.
Thrift: Save water and paper - reduce lavatory visits to once a week.
Thrift: Mime cooking once a day, instead of really cooking.
Thrift: Smoke stationary cars instead of cigarettes.
Thrift: Have a face-lift, and keep the old face.
Thrift: 'Collect a smaller child than your own from school... It eats less and fits the old clothes of the previous child.'
Thrift: 'You've no idea how much I've saved on new shoe soles...'
Thrift: Marry someone without fingers... Save on buying a ring!
Thrift: Divorce and remarry smaller.