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"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
The Emperor's Newspaper
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"You've got a power beheading at 8 A.M."
Tags:power meeting, power meetings, power play, power plays, power-play, power-plays, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants, throne room, throne rooms, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, beheading, beheadings, execution, executions, death sentence, death sentences
Tags:royal, royals, kings and queens, royalty, king and queen, throne, thrones, throne room, the throne rooms, furniture, interior design, surprise, surprises, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, bad decision, bad decisions, andirondack chair, andirondack chairs, garden furniture, deck chair, deck chairs, collapsible furniture
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
A king waits at a bus stop.
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"Go down there and make them laugh."
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"His Majesty's lawyer will see you now, followed by His Majesty's agent, after which His Majesty the King will, if all goes well, see you."
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A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.
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The King's Desk
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A court jester pitches a ball to a king.
"Don't you just love that new castle smell?"
"I can't talk now - he's right here."
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"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."
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"You have creepy peasants."
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"As I understand it, it's old money."
"The throne is nice and all, but shouldn't I have a desk?"
'I don't care what you think your ancestry is, the chair is too opulent for the TV room.'
'What do you mean, how was my day? - We've been here TOGETHER all the time!'
'The King will be out shortly - he's on the throne.'
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