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"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
"So, order in or go out?"
The Emperor's Newspaper
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"Do you worry about hoarding?"
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"You've got a power beheading at 8 A.M."
"I hate when he stays late on the throne just to avoid the tension at home."
Tags:royal, royals, kings and queens, royalty, king and queen, throne, thrones, throne room, the throne rooms, furniture, interior design, surprise, surprises, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, bad decision, bad decisions, andirondack chair, adirondack chairs, garden furniture, deck chair, deck chairs, collapsible furniture
"What time do you get off work?"
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
A king waits at a bus stop.
Tags:bus stop, bus stops, bus, busses, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, royal families, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, working class, working classes, slum it, slums it, slumming it, common person, common people, commoner, commoners, public transit, public transport, public transportation, mass transit
"Go down there and make them laugh."
Tags:make 'em laugh, uprising, uprising, revolution, revolutions, revolt, revolts, revolting, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, laugh, laughs, laughing, laughter, comedy, comedian, comedians, quell, quelling, mob, mobs, torches and pitchforks, furious, angry, anger, angers, olden days, demonstrator, demonstrators, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, protesting, king, kings, throne room, throne rooms, danger, dangerous
"His Majesty's lawyer will see you now, followed by His Majesty's agent, after which His Majesty the King will, if all goes well, see you."
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A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, crown, crowns, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, stolen seat, stolen seats, usurped, nap, naps, napping, sleeping
The King's Desk
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"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."
A court jester pitches a ball to a king.
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
"You're damned lucky that missed."
"Don't you just love that new castle smell?"
"I can't talk now - he's right here."
Tags:cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royalty, monarchies, phone etiquette, cell etiquette, guard, guards, royal guard, royal guards, work ethic, work ethics, working, throne room, throne rooms
Tags:your majesty, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, fealty, swear fealty, swearing fealty, courtier, courtiers, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, self-worship, selfish, selfishness, status, high status, royal, royals, royalty, self-interest, self-interested, high society, divine right, divine rights
"She wishes to range free!"
Tags:free range, free-range, chicken, chickens, poultry, monarch, monarchs, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, royal audience, royal audiences, throne room, throne rooms, free-range chicken, free-range farm, free-range farms, free-range farming, free range farm, free range farms, free range farming
"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."
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A king in a reclinable throne
"You have creepy peasants."
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