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"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
Tags:king, kings, vengeance, revenge, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, jealous, jealousness, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, drawing and quartering, tortures, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, royal, royals, royalty, jealous, jealousy, self-interest, self-interested, dog eat dog
Game of Thrones
A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, servant, servants, litter, litters, litter bearer, litter bearers, palanquin, palanquins, sedan chair, sedan chairs, throne, thrones, portable, sport, sports, badminton, badminton, playing, history, historical, medieval
Maintaining your Position
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, equality, social equality, social inequality, regret, regrets, regretting, regretful, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, class divide, class division, peasant, peasants, hypocrite, hypocrites, authority, in authority, power, powerful, inclusion, inclusive, throne, thrones, maintaining your status, maintaining your position
"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, chair, chairs, throne, thrones, royal throne, royal thrones, ergonomic, office chair, office chairs, desk chair, desk chairs, back support, lumbar support, health, spine, spine health, back health, posture, postures, good posture, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, medieval, chiropractor, chiropractors, orthopaedic, osteopath, osteopaths, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, comfort, comfortable
"The Duke of Wolfordshire vs. The King of Beers"
Tags:throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, king, kings, duke, wolfordshire, royalty, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, beer, beers, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, drinking competition, drinking competitions, drink competition, beer consumption
"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
"Tell me again, Dad, how you started in the mailroom."
The Emperor's Newspaper
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, emperor's new clothes, fable, fables, fake news, news, news story, news stories, flatter, flatters, flattering, good news, emperor, emperors, dictator, dictators, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, authority figure, authority figures, propaganda, yes man, yes men, cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, lackey, lackeys, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, children's story, children's stories
"On your head, sire."
Tags:crown, crowns, blooper, bloopers, dresser, dressers, king, kings, kingship, royal robe, royal robes, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royalty, royal, royals, royal family, servant, servants, valet, valets, belt, belts, royal insignia, belt, belts, mistake, mistakes, fashion disaster, fashion mistake, fashion disasters
The King and His Real Estate Advisors
Tags:king, kings, ruler, rulers, sovereign, sovereign, monarch, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, throne, thrones, castle, castles, palace, palaces, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, buy, sell, rent, let, lease, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agent, property agents, property agency, property agencies, property, properties, agent, agents, agencies, agency, land, million, millions, higher, price, prices, advice, advise, house, houses, home, homes, selling, buying, selling a home, selling a house
"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royalty, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, order, ordering, orders, delivery man, delivery men, deliveryman, deliverymen, delivery boy, delivery person, delivery people, pizza delivery man, pizza delivery men, pizza deliveryman, pizza deliverymen, pizza delivery person, pizza delivery people, throne, thrones, wealth, wealthy, rich, wealthy people, wealthy person, rich people, rich person, privilege, privileged, pizza restaurant, pizza restaurants
The King Of L.A.
Tags:king, kings, ruler, rulers, royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, throne, thrones, folding chair, folding chairs, chair, chairs, seat, seats, furniture, new furniture, delivery, waiting for a delivery, deliverymen, deliveryman, special delivery, shipping, mail, mailing, waiting, waiting time, delay, delays, impatient, uncomfortable, awkward, finally, at last
"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
Tags:king, kings, dad, dads, father, fathers, abuse, abuser, abusers, abusive, parent, parents, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, usurp, usurps, usurping, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, prince, princes, son, sons, revenge, vengeance, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, regicide
Dog steals the throne.
'I wonder if you could shed some light on this department's high 'miscellaneous expenditure' total?'
Tags:royal, royals, kings and queens, royalty, king and queen, throne, thrones, throne room, the throne rooms, furniture, interior design, surprise, surprises, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, bad decision, bad decisions, andirondack chair, adirondack chairs, garden furniture, deck chair, deck chairs, collapsible furniture
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
A king waits at a bus stop.
Tags:bus stop, bus stops, bus, busses, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, royal families, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, working class, working classes, slum it, slums it, slumming it, common person, common people, commoner, commoners, public transit, public transport, public transportation, mass transit
"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."
'I landed this on Jobseeker's allowance.'
Next in Lion
Tags:next, throne, thrones, royals, royal succession, royal successions, prides, crown prince, crown princes, hereditary, royalty, royal, progression, succession, succeeding, prince, king, princes, kings, queens, queen, monarchy, pride, hierarchy, next in line, lion king, word play, play on words, double meaning
"Look, honey, the glass slipper still fits."
Tags:cinderella, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, stories, children's story, children's stories, glass slipper, glass slippers, glass shoe, glass shoes, royal, royalty, king, kings, queen, queens, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, throne, thrones, fit, fits, still fits, old clothes, old clothing, clothing, clothes, vanity, vain, ego, self-esteem, fashion, shoes, shoe, growing old, middle age, middle-age, gaining weight, putting on weight, showing-off, show-off, brag, bragging, insecure, small feet, body image, body changes, physical appearance, personal appearance, beauty, fishing for compliments, woman, women, females, stereotype, stereotypes