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"Is that bubble wrap? I love bubble wrap."
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'We never have to worry about him hitchhiking. He can't stop texting long enough to hold out his thumb.'
Santa twiddles his thumbs as he waits for Christmas.
Standing right here since 1978
Tags:hitchhiker, hitch hike, free ride, free lift, stranger, strangers, drive, driving, hitch a ride, catch a ride, get a ride, thumb, hippies, hippy, sign, signs, established sign, backpacker, backpackers, homeless, homelessness, hobo, on the road, deserted, wait, waiting, patience, desert, transport, transportation
Got Your Nose
"I wish we had thumbs. Just once I'd like to try texting."
Another example of tyranny!
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Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.
'Woke up in a strange town. No money. No friends. Had to hitchhike to get home. Luckily, I still had part of one thumb left.'
"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."
Man with a giant foam thumb which says, '#1 Hitchhiker'.
Darn you, you stupid hammer!
'For the one-hundredth, people, I'm NOT hitch-hiking!'
I think you're watering it too much.
'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'
You are here.
"I like you, but only in a Facebook thumbs up kind of way."
I suffered a freak accident several years ago where I lost all of my fingers except my middle one, so I'm not really giving you the finger, I'm just trying to thumb a ride.
Adopt a hitchhiker sign.
"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."
Tags:moon, stars, promise, date, dates, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, promises, dating, do it yourself, buttocks, rear end, hammer, accidents, starts, mooning, moon, accident, d.i.y., do it yourself, hammer, builder, work, thumb, pain, vows, marriage, love, couple, couples, crack, buttcrack, bum
Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.
Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.
Hand takes a shower,
'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'
Tags:hire, hires, hiring, hirer, hirers, employee, employees, pie, pies, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, jack horner, plum, plums, thumb, thumbs, nursery, nurseries, rhyme, rhymes, poke, pokes, hole, holes, ruin, ruins, ruined, destroy, destroys, destroyed, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'