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"Is that bubble wrap? I love bubble wrap."
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'We never have to worry about him hitchhiking. He can't stop texting long enough to hold out his thumb.'
Santa twiddles his thumbs as he waits for Christmas.
Got Your Nose
"I wish we had thumbs. Just once I'd like to try texting."
Another example of tyranny!
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'Barney has a black thumb!'
Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.
'Woke up in a strange town. No money. No friends. Had to hitchhike to get home. Luckily, I still had part of one thumb left.'
'For the one-hundredth, people, I'm NOT hitch-hiking!'
'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'
You are here.
I suffered a freak accident several years ago where I lost all of my fingers except my middle one, so I'm not really giving you the finger, I'm just trying to thumb a ride.
Adopt a hitchhiker sign.
Human's developed opposable thumbs, which allowed us to discover fire, hitch hike, and text.
"I think that the invisible hand must be giving us the thumbs down."
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'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'
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Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.
Hand takes a shower,
'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'
'I had an awful dream last night - I had ten fingers but no thumbs.'
"Yes these fingers agree, but the thumb is opposing!"
Rule of thumb.
'So you want two opposable thumbs so you can open your own dogfood?'
'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'