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'Hey...pull my finger.'
"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."
"I found them."
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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"Have you been playing dice?"
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"I had no idea we had this kind of technology."
"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."
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"Let's see, where should Jerry hurt today?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, god, gods, mornings, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, bulls eye, bulls eyes, dart, darts, injury, injuries, hurt, pain, painful, ache, aches, aching, hurting, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, random pains, random aches, health, fitness
'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'
"It's more efficient than hurling the things."
"Hey, who are you?"
'Hmm...you've got a meteor shower to your right, space junk to your left and partial sun glare...I'd go with a number 7 thunderbolt if I were you.'
"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."
"Well the good news is we don't think it's actual lightning."
'Good Lord, you throw like a girl. We want shock and awe, not static cling.'
"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"
Tags:zeus, greek god, olympian, olympians, god, gods, classics, classicist, classicists, lightning strike, lightning strikes, greek gods, hera, olympus, lightning, thunderbolt, lightning never strikes twice, lightning never strikes the same place twice, jupiter, juno, ancient greece, ancient greek, ancient greeks
'Supply out of thunderbolts again?'
'I used to throw thunderbolts. Now I just send spam.'
'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'
'Occasionally one backfires!'
'Wow! Look at that fancy footwork!'